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    1. theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

      theraginazian:

      desmond-the-creppy-bear:

      srsfunny:

      Soft rocks…
      http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

      can you imagine though

      you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

      What the fuck is wrong with you…

      (via ruinedchildhood)

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    3. yiffkat:

      fefeeri:

      yiffkat:

      whats cooler than being cool

      shut the fuck up

      ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

      (via nebranska)

      6 hours ago  /  25,205 notes

    4. saddestblogger:

      frail-fright:

      saddestblogger:

      frail-fright:

      how do u be an adult

      ya gotta own a briefcase and then fuck it

      what

      the briefcase

      ya gotta fuck the briefcase

      (via kawaiimunist)

      6 hours ago  /  65,600 notes  /  Source: frail-fright

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      1 day ago  /  553,093 notes  /  Source: a-dolf-in

    6. dolphinboy420:

      hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

      (via africandad)

      1 day ago  /  79,004 notes  /  Source: bluelava3

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      photo

      3 days ago  /  81,182 notes  /  Source: omgtsn

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      3 days ago  /  181,816 notes  /  Source: un-sunny

    9. foreveralone-lyguy:

Isn’t nature beautiful

      foreveralone-lyguy:

      Isn’t nature beautiful

      (via foreveralone-lyguy)

      3 days ago  /  28,311 notes  /  Source: foreveralone-lyguy

    10. overblood:

      long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

      (via ruinedchildhood)

      3 days ago  /  230,576 notes  /  Source: flapwagon