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    1. (via laughbitches)

      7 hours ago  /  117,435 notes  /  Source: meatbicyclevevo

    2. iphone user: *minding his own business*

      android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!

      iphone user: im not really a fanboy

      android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave

      iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste

      android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*

      iphone user: it's quite large

      Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*

      iphone user: oh my god!

      android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

      7 hours ago  /  93,411 notes  /  Source: tenghostdads

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    4. electricdoc:

itsmeganonthemoon:

electricdoc:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU



YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM



You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.



We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.



You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)



Shut up.We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

      electricdoc:

      itsmeganonthemoon:

      electricdoc:

      jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

      electricdoc:

      alonelyangel6:

      electricdoc:

      thesweetandawesomeqinn:

      electricdoc:

      stabble1234:

      electricdoc:

      slendersummerseve:

      BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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      YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

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      You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

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      We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

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      You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

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      Shut up.
      We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.
      We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.
      We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.
      Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

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      (via misspjliguori)

      12 hours ago  /  246,864 notes  /  Source: electricdoc

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    7. vapor-man:

      people who ply video games for fun fucking disgust me I play for 2 reasons

      • to get mad
      • to win

      any other reason and you are scum casuals

      (via swarnpert)

      6 days ago  /  18,084 notes  /  Source: cyberjock

    8. jathis:

      cartel:

      walking into the wrong class

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      THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

      BEFUDDLED

      (via thefuuuucomics)

      6 days ago  /  336,034 notes  /  Source: cartel

    9. You can’t love until age 25.

      honeyipwnedthekids:

      You’re brain isn’t fully developed until you’re 25. If you love any thing (especially if you’re a teenager) it’s just lust. You love playing guitar? It’s just lust. You actually want to fuck your guitar. You love food? Same thing. You love your family and your dog? You sick fuck. 

      (via agentrodgers)

      6 days ago  /  247,380 notes  /  Source: honeyipwnedthekids

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